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mathematician visiting a small town for a conference. They found themselves

forced to share a room in one of the most dirty, dingy, and really low

quality hotels that they had ever seen. The room that the had was on the

third floor, and the nearest working bathroom was on the fourth.

ate that night, the engineer awoke, and decided to avail himself of the

lavatory facilities. Going up the stairs, he smelled smoke, and indeed, at

the end of the hall he saw a fire. Finding a hose on the wall, he turned it

on, ran down the hall, and extinguished the fire. He then visited the

bathroom, and returned to bed.

An hour later, the physicist awoke, and felt the call of nature. As he

went upstairs, he smelled smoke, and found that there was a fire. Finding

the hose, he whipped out his calculator, figured out the amount of water

needed to extinguish a fire of that size, calculated the flow rate of the

hose, turned it on for exactly 15.24 minutes, and extinguished the fire. He

then used the bathroom, and returned to bed.

ater still, the mathematician awoke and decided that he needed to use the

bathroom. Going upstairs, he too found the olbligatory smoke and fire.

ooking around in a panic, he found the fire hose. He then said, "Aha! A

solution exists!" And after using the bathroom, he returned to bed.

- There were once three acedimians, an engineer, a physicist, and a
mathematician visiting a small town for a conference.

They found themselves forced to share a room in one of the most dirty, dingy, and really low quality hotels that they had ever seen.... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.

A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front.... - Three employees of NOSC (an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician) are
staying in a hotel while attending a technical seminar.

The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trashcan from his room with water and douses the fire.... - There's an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and they
are all attending a convention at some hotel.

A fire breaks out when everyone is asleep. The engineer wakes up, smells the smoke, gets up, runs out into the hallway, runs to the nearest firehose, and douses the entire room with water.... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three
adjoining cabins at a decrepit old motel.

First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the bathroom vanity.... - An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a
problem

o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water, runs over to the fire, and puts it out.... - Comprehending Mathematicians -- Take One
A chemist, an engineer and a mathematician were all asleep in a
hotel when several fires broke out in their respective rooms.

The chemist woke up, saw the fire, ran over to his desk, pulled out his CRC (chemistry handbook), and began working out all sorts of fluid dynamics equations.... - A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the
animal hide with which they made their blanket.

Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....